Effing day.

1. In case of a fire you: save yourself + everything you can grab within 10 seconds.

2. If you see a dead cat on the road you: leave it alone.

3. When you see an aeroplane coming to crash into your house you: wake up from the dream.

4. In a fight, you: are not involved.

5. If you're bored you: find entertainment.

6. When you're in a relationship you: invest.

7. In a relationship the most important thing is: something.

8. If a person of the opposite sex told you they love you: blank out.

9. When you've lost the person you love, you: lament.

10. In a jungle you: will live.

11. If you're alone & you see a person of the opposite sex crying alone you: "harh?"

12. When in the night and you see a full moon you: stare at it(:

13. In life you: live.

14. If you could be an animal, you would be: a living one.

15. When it's raining you: stay indoors.

16. In this world, you: live in it.

17. If you became a millionaire you: will be happy.

18. When you love someone, you will always think of: somebody.

19. In the toilet you: see a lot lizards around.

20. If you found out the person you love doesn't even like you, you: move on.

21. When you grow up you: become older.


This is plainly stupid, I deserve a smack.