What bugs you?

Ever thought why....

#1 - OK, so your balls are on the outside of your body because they’re supposed to be kept cool, right? So why are they so hairy then?

#2 - Why is it that if you spend a day watching puppies at the dog park, girls think you’re adorable, but if you move three feet over and spend a day watching children at the real park they call the police?

#3 –  Why is balls size so IMPORTANT TO MEN AND WOMEN!?

#4 - How come women get so upset when men leave the toilet seat up? I think men should get upset when women leave the toilet seat down. It takes far more effort to raise a seat than lower one.

Replied: We’re working against gravity here.

#5 - Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

#6 - How did humans figure out that sex created babies?

#7 - Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a

race car not called a racist?

#8 - Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

#9 - How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

#10 - If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

#11 - How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

#12 - If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called
Holes?

#13 -  How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

#14 - Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little

bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

#15 - If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one

enjoys it?